Here’s a country song for your Valentine’s Day enjoyment:
On Valentine’s I bought you
The largest heart they ship,
But you tossed it in the garbage
To keep it off your hips.
That should have told me, honey,
Your heart was something harmful
Like munching into marzipan,
Hoping that it’s car’mel.
THOUGH FORREST GUMP SEEMED STUPID,
HE DID SAY ONE THING SMART:
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GETTIN’
WHEN YOU BUY A CANDY HEART.
I hoped that you’d be super sweet
Like a fluffy butter cream,
But you ooze more spite and envy
Than a gossip magazine.
Thought you’d be smooth and nutty
Like a peanut butter cluster,
But like a gumball,you turned out to be
A real chops-buster.
I really hoped that candy heart would make our dreams conplete,
But now my plans are in-the-can, it’s time to beat retreat!